there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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