I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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