I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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