so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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