TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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