I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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