Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I think a kid would responsible me up
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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