If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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