I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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