You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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