i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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