i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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