She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
