Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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