I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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