Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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