I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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