So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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