There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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