C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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