Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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