dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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