he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize