Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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