he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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