Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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