Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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