Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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