No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
