You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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