The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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