did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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