Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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