I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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