lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
