Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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