Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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