Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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