I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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