He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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