don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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