and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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