You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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