I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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