I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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