He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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