you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I love you. Go after that dick
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