And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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