So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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