At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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