I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Drunk is a universal language darling
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