Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
